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1) To be so physically unattractive as to resemble someone whose face has been trampled and repeatedly stomped on by a horse.
2) To have a face that visually mirrors the excrement and mud slop found under and between a horse's/mule's hoof.
Jim: Wow, that Ariel is so under the hoof!
Me: Well, that's the main reason poor dude can't get a date.
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A DJ who Plays only Underground House Sub-genres
Solomun, Jamie Jones, Patrick Topping are Under Format Artist/DJs
A under mounted kitchen sink that a man can use to wash his cock and balls.
After a not so promising day shopping for a new sink Mr. Know-it-all came home and washed his junk in his Under Shlong.
When someone is very obviously and flamboyantly gay, but they completely deny any homosexual tendencies. Just like if a person were to hide under a carpet, it's very obvious that they are hiding and are doing a completely insufficient job. They are fooling no one.
Gay: "So, I heard you are gay..."
Under the Carpet: "Nooo! Why would you think that. I like
womennnn."
Gay: "Bi?"
Under the Carpet: "whaAttt?"
Gay: "Don't lie to me. I've heard stories."
Under the Carpet: "Whaaat?! Noooo. Nu-uhhh."
Gay: "Oh come onnnnn, you are so gay!"
Under the Carpet: "y....N....no..."
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A mispronunciation of "under-appreciated" from the movie Bedtime Stories.
Also, an amalgam of under-appreciated, demeaned, and emaciated, meaning to under-appreciate one who is emaciated and to demean them for being so.
"I felt so under-demeciated when they laughed at me for feeling bloated after eating three french fries and a banana Now-And-Later at the food court."
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The classiest way to hide your bald genitals; by simply combing your ass hair under your grundle, you can add some fuzz to that bald sack of yours.
Betty would totally had a laughed at my bald sack, I'm so glad Jack showed me how to do the comb under.
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The bottom of a man's sack.
Jon:"Brian does your Under Sack smell?..mine does.
Brian:"No I wash my Under Sack everyday.
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