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under the hoof

1) To be so physically unattractive as to resemble someone whose face has been trampled and repeatedly stomped on by a horse.

2) To have a face that visually mirrors the excrement and mud slop found under and between a horse's/mule's hoof.

Jim: Wow, that Ariel is so under the hoof!

Me: Well, that's the main reason poor dude can't get a date.

by DirtiDimitri January 29, 2011

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Under Format

A DJ who Plays only Underground House Sub-genres

Solomun, Jamie Jones, Patrick Topping are Under Format Artist/DJs

by Kevin "BUHOO" Vargas August 6, 2019


Under Shlong

A under mounted kitchen sink that a man can use to wash his cock and balls.

After a not so promising day shopping for a new sink Mr. Know-it-all came home and washed his junk in his Under Shlong.

by Aisle 41 December 2, 2013


under the carpet

When someone is very obviously and flamboyantly gay, but they completely deny any homosexual tendencies. Just like if a person were to hide under a carpet, it's very obvious that they are hiding and are doing a completely insufficient job. They are fooling no one.

Gay: "So, I heard you are gay..."
Under the Carpet: "Nooo! Why would you think that. I like

womennnn."
Gay: "Bi?"
Under the Carpet: "whaAttt?"
Gay: "Don't lie to me. I've heard stories."
Under the Carpet: "Whaaat?! Noooo. Nu-uhhh."
Gay: "Oh come onnnnn, you are so gay!"
Under the Carpet: "y....N....no..."

by theknownunknown October 8, 2009

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under-demeciated

A mispronunciation of "under-appreciated" from the movie Bedtime Stories.

Also, an amalgam of under-appreciated, demeaned, and emaciated, meaning to under-appreciate one who is emaciated and to demean them for being so.

"I felt so under-demeciated when they laughed at me for feeling bloated after eating three french fries and a banana Now-And-Later at the food court."

by daddybfree April 15, 2010

75๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


comb under

The classiest way to hide your bald genitals; by simply combing your ass hair under your grundle, you can add some fuzz to that bald sack of yours.

Betty would totally had a laughed at my bald sack, I'm so glad Jack showed me how to do the comb under.

by Bip Bip Daniels June 24, 2010

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Under Sack

The bottom of a man's sack.

Jon:"Brian does your Under Sack smell?..mine does.
Brian:"No I wash my Under Sack everyday.

by B-dizzle and J Bird May 8, 2010

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