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underwater dick dancer

a person with a non-descript job or career

he is a hub cab counter, a government hr assistant

by Stan Dolinsky January 29, 2004

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Underwater Pole Vaulting

verb. When a man takes a long and hard shit that pivots in the bottom of the toilet bowl then falls and hits the man's balls on the way down.

My balls smell like shit because I went underwater pole vaulting this afternoon at five past the hour.

by Scooter Harrington April 11, 2013


underwater log cabin

A pile of shit in the toilet

I've got to go to the bathroom to build an underwater log cabin

by Frank Grapes July 24, 2003

33๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Underwater areas for water

A Sea Cave in which beans live and dwell until they evolve into humans

So you know those underwater areas for water they are filled with beans and stuff

by Lucid-bean882 January 16, 2020


Underwater Seein' Glasses

The mask-like device that a redneck diver or swimmer places on his or her face which allows them to see underwater.

Bubba: Hey , Brandi, you seen my underwater seein' glasses? I dropped my truck keys in the pond agin and gotta go look fer 'em.
Brandi: Yeah Bubba, they right there- on your big ole head.
Bubba: (reaching up and scratching at his big ole head) Well shut my mouth, they sure are! A yuck, yuck.

by Texaswonderwoman April 23, 2013


Carnival underwater excursion

Its when you are getting head in one of the many hot tubs on Carnival cruise lines and you don't let her up for air until your yogurt floats or is swallowed.

Hey guys, you see that Latino over there, we just went on a Carnival underwater excursion. It was great.

by blmaxim February 8, 2006

11๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Underwater bitch

A bitch that has a ocean pussy. With all the seafood u can smell and eat.Bitch never cleans her self.And looks like a donkey.{A song that was written for this thing} under the sea-A little mermaid .....my lyrics say -under the sea in yo pussy under the sea in yo pussy darling it's stinks smells just like fish rotten pussy!!

You're an underwater bitch

by Unique4Life December 23, 2016

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