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Dave: Kate can't sing how did she won the contest
Justin: Meh she won it with her pretty face
Dave: Oh she's a Carrie Underwood!
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The scarier version of Carrie Underwood, the day after without all of the Nashville makeup. Alternatively, the uglier Carrie groupies that work real hard to get that look.
Dude, after a night of drinking and banging that hot blonde that looked like Carrie Underwood - when she rolled over in the morning... Holy Crap, more like Scarrie Underwood.
A person commonly associated with the lord and savior Jesus, better than lorenzo, and very awesome and is not gay and hates gay people.
id definitely hang out with a Nathan Underwood if he even existed
Some say he is the James Messenger 2.0, he lost a lot of weight, becoming rather good-looking, however still had the personality of a rock when it comes to the ladies. Still a virgin, however Fay Percival is very close to pegging the fuck out of his tight smelly asshole.
Now you’ve lost all that weight, don’t become an Owen Underwood
When a man stands in Peter Pan pose and girl reaches underneath and in between legs and gives reverse overhand grip on penis. Then strokes penis until ejaculation.
I met this girl at the bar last night, I took her home and she gave a me the best Underwood Anderson.
When you put your car in neutral at the top of the hill, then start having sex in the back. The car starts to role down the hill as you get it on, and when you cum you scream, “Jesus take the wheel!”
This funeral is sad but The Carrie Underwood was completely worth it.
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Che Underwood is mature, handsome, charming and rather cheeky.He has stunning eyes and will treat any girl like a princess! He is passionate, intelligent and will be your best friend until you betray his trust (then you can piss off).
"I was speaking to Che Underwood last night"
"OH my god whats he like?'
"SO GENUINE, and down to earth, I could speak to him for hours"