up your cool

To become less lame.

Boy 1: "I love Avatar so much I went to the midnight showing, bought the bedset, and I bought the costume for Halloween too!"
Boy 2: "Dude, we need to up your cool..."

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Up your dick

A term used by 3 girls from Norn Iron to express extreme displeasure at a comment or action against them

"Aye, up your dick sure."

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up your penis

A comeback for when somebody says something stupid.

Up your penis!

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It's up your ass

Something you say for a joke.

Your friend where is it?
it's up your ass!

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Up Your Arse!

#1 - An appropriate response to any insult.

#2 - An answer to any question or request. Can be used for both an affirmative or negative response.

e.g. 1

Stratto: "You're a homo."
Ando: "Up your arse!"

e.g. 2

Gib: "While you're at the shops can you get me a $6 Cornetto?"
Sam: "Up your arse!"
Gib: "Thanks maaate."

e.g. 3

Police Officer: "Sir, you are going to have to put some clothes on. This is a playground and there are children around."
Sammy: "Up your arse!"

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up your guts

A fictitious Englishman, usually played by Colin Firth may use dalliance to charm a lady, but a proper native of Albion shouts this at the object of his desire; usually from a building site or a white van.

Man leaning from scaffolding on building site whistles at pretty lady walking past, and upon gaining her fleeting attention, shouts:
'Oy, darling! Up your guts!'.

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up your kilt

slang Scottish toast or dedication like "cheers" or "down the hatch"

"Cheers yah southern poxxie"
"Up your kilt yah northern fairy"

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