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Usually implies oral sex, also can imply bringing up a girl/guy from a party for the post party bang I.E "fuck"
I'm gonna deck the halls with these balls
hey, I wanna take you upstairs baby;)
A nickname for God, specifically in the Christian faith.
I pray to the big man upstairs every morning.
The act of waking your partner with oral sex in the morning. Complementary to downstairs breakfast in bed, and typically gifted to a man. Borderline rape, so consider yourself warned.
What a beautiful goodpussy day it is; my girlfriend woke me with upstairs breakfast in bed.
Chur to the man upstairs
slang used for saying thanks
originally comes from saying thanks to god
Teddy : "if i pass this exam it will be the biggest Chur to the man upstairs!"
Bucket: "haha oath!"
Ed. aka the man sleeping on your mom's couch who will rape and/or kill you if you go to get some milk. His skin flakes are ingrained in the leather.
Person 1: Hey, go get me some milk
Person 2: Dude, the creepy man upstairs will rape me!
Un undeserved "promotion" given to a mediocre manager for the sole purpose of removing them from an important position. Often involves getting moved to a new or largely inconsequential role with little responsibility. Commonly given to well-connected white men who cannot be fired without some sort of consequence.
Boss: We want you to take over for Chad as regional sales director. We are moving him up to serve as Senior Director of Product Awareness.
Employee: Great! But what is that position. Will I still report to Chad?
Boss: Hell no. He's getting kicked upstairs so we can give you the role. I'm not even sure what he will be doing. We kind of made it up so he would stop fucking up important things. But we can't just fire the senator's nephew.