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The act wherein a man tucks his erect penis behind the waistband of his pants in order to conceal it from onlookers.
Bob popped a boner in math class talking to Susie so he pulled a utility belt and tucked it when she wasn't looking.
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a woman who seeks or is with a man for his utility i.e. what he can do for her; more general than a gold-digger
utility whores use men are with men for any other reason than love or affection for who they are
Look at that woman with that guy she looks like real gold digger
nah! she's more a general utility whore
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A vehicle type strongly based on the mini-van geared toward baby boomers and soccer moms who deny their natural aging and can not come to terms with owning a mini-van.
"It's not a mini-van its a crossover utility vehicle"
A terrorist fundraiser on wheels. A machine that turns large amounts of the world's bloodiest conflict commodity into a poison gas so fat-rich people can get from their televisions to their sedentary jobs without having to stand up.
When filling your sport utility vehicle and watching the numbers on the pump go up, somewhere the same thing is happening to a terrorist's bank account. Stop buying these things you vain, insecure little twats.
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A man's vehicle version of a soccer mom minivan.
When a man buys a sport utility wagon he is basically saying "I am a soccer mom" but he is attempting to keep his man card, while flirting with the feminine side of him.
I don't want someone to make fun of my fanny pack, so I call it a Joe Rogan utility belt.
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this is another word used to describe a clothes hanger, something that can be used against your worst enemies! (ex. that one boy from your school with a subpar haircut and an offensive sense of humor).
hey guys, i just got my war crime utility weapon out of the closet! it can also be used to hold clothes.