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A girl who enjoys biting your neck and use your cock as a lollipop to suck the cum from it
Man 1 : What happened to your neck ?
Man 2 : My gf is a vampire
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Those who feed on energy.. There's two types: psi (also known as pranic) and blood (also known as sanguine). A person can be both. Sanguine vamps take in energy through blood, they get their blood from donors; who are ready, willing, and have been tested for dieases and such in the blood... psi vamps pull energy out of people and into themselves, through visualation. We are not immortal, we are not dead, garlic does not hurt us anymore than it hurts you, the sun can't kill us; but for some is irritating (extremely for me..), and anybody can be killed with a stake.... duh.
www.slad.net is a very, very good vampyre support site, for vamps, donors, friends and family.
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1. A non-sparkling, straight, scary, sun-fearing creature.
2. The opposite of the creature described in the Twilight books.
3. A series in fantasy/horror literature that has been ruined by a series called Twilight.
4. Not a vegetarian
"That vampire is pretty scary!"
"I'm glad he's a vampire, not a sparklepire!"
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A vampire is a human who feeds on blood (more recognisably human blood): they are better known to be drinking blood at night due to their sensitivity to sunlight.
Vampires use many tactics to achieve blood; mostly by luring their prey into the trap (sometimes into bed, other times into a secluded area), then taking that swift bite (usually when they're asleep or weakened).
Becoming a vampire is achieved through the transmission of the saliva from a vampire. This is done via feeding (which is done to the neck most often).
Anyone can become a vampire: a child, a man and a woman: even the elderly - providing the person was not completely drained of blood.
Once the virus has been transmitted, it will take about three days for the virus to take hold (new organs being made, traits and attributes being modified etc.)
Vampires look exactly like a human; just the incisors bring out the change. This works extremely well prior to attacking the victim.
Vampires are portrayed to have weaknesses - the most likely ones are to silver, or to garlic (or garlic extracts). Sunlight should be deemed as a sensitivity due to the number of vampires being able to transcend through the sun.
Dracula is a good example of a traditional vampire; but for more modern vampires; the film series of Blade (Blade 1, 2, and 3) should be reviewed
NB: They are weak to UV light; not dissipated in the definition.
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An (perceived by its victim to be) attractive and charming person who continually creates and thrives on unrequited sexual tension and drains emotional and vital energy as well as material resources from the victim.
The vampire frequently will retain the same donor for months or years without giving anything of the aforementioned energies in return, or setting the victim free to pursue a mutually nurturing relationship.
The victim often, over time, demonstrates near-matrimonial devotion and will develop something resembling true love for the vampire master.
The vampire frequently does not understand how they have fed at all, nor how near death their victim actually is, and contrarily thinks that the relationship somehow benefits their victim.
Showtime original series "Weeds":
Nancy (role of vampire) and Andy (role of vic)
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A blood-oath serious person. Death before dishonor Spartan type person that lives and dies only for their ideals, kith, and kin.
Capable of exterminating the enemy ... youngest first, oldest last, ... capable of forgetting past wrongs, but never forgiving.
For peace and happiness, best not to disturb mentally or emotionally, the soulless demon that sleeps within the corps may awaken.
Most appear to be polite, friendly, courteous (please, thanks, ...) civilized people with poor/negligible social skills and a closet blood-lust.
!APPROACH AT YOUR OWN RISK, you pitiful dumb shit!
You will never know you upset a vampirous person, until their plague kills your whole family.
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Vampires are characterized by the following attributes:
1. They are undead, meaning that they have died, but risen again as creatures with tremendous strength, but also a weakness to various things, including garlic, sunlight, and crucifixes.
2. They are consistently extremely malicious, and seek out humans for one or more of the following purposes: to kill and eat, to use as cattle that they consistently drain small amounts of blood from, and/or to turn into more vampires.
3. A vampire has no conscience. Vampires may recognize people that they knew while alive, but they have no emotional response associated with this recognition, other than bloodlust.
Also, some kids dress up as vampires and refer to themselves as "vampires..." but actually they are just human high schoolers with too little homework.
TWILIGHT FAN: Edward Cullen is a vampire.
DRACULA FAN: No. No, he isn't.
TWILIGHT FAN: Shut up! What do you know?! You were born in the late 1800s!
DRACULA FAN: This is true.
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