vans

the only shoes you can throw and they will always land right side up

person 1: “nice shoes what are they?”
person 2: “ vans... watch this”
*throws shoes*
person 1: “ wow!”

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vans

were decent, until people started wearing them with hollister.

"dude, vans are off the chain"
preppy bitches who think they are cool now walk by.
"oh, not anymore"

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Van

1. Noun. A hypothetical place that entails sexual activity, often repeated to your friends the next day.
2. Verb. Sexual activity, often repeated to your friends the next day.
3. Question. The questioning of one's sexual activity the previous night. Only one word necessary. Works well with text messaging.
4. Prefix. The begining of any word that you would want to associate with sexual activity.

1. Yo man, I took her to the VAN last night!
2. Dude, we VANned like Cubans last night!
3. Bro #1: VAN? Bro #2: VAN!
4. This fall, when we go to all those weddings, its going to be a great VANtember and VANtober!

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Van

Serial killer/rapists/love drunk teen's dream-it's a moving room with no windows(:

*Guy pulls up in his van tricked out to be the Mystery Machine*

Creeper: "You little boys want some candy!"

*Kids run screaming "STRANGER DANGER!"*

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vans

vans are the ultimate skateing shoes people who have the slip on vans are wanna-be skaters and some vans are really ugly and some look awesome

me: dude i just got a pair of slip on checker designed vans
friend:your not a skater your a poser!!!!

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Van

2 in the front, 5 in the back.

"The Van" similar to:
'the shocker".

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vans

cool shoes that look good.
it is so popular right now! instyle(:

person: ooh what shoes are those?
me: vans(:
person: they look SO cool. i want one!
where did you get it. *puppy eyes*
me: *smiles and walks away* :D

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