vato loco

a Mexican who is calm, but society makes him feel like living with disregard to his life, and it shows. Mexicans who gives up on society, are a vatos locos for EVER.

I'm a vato loco for ever.

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filthy vato

A filthy vato is a cholo who was gang banged into his gang and caught feelings. His homies know he is secretly gay, but he still denies the allegations.

"Hey pepe told me miguel is a filthy vato"
"yeah foo, he likes lil sleepy"

Vato Loco

A horny, sex deprived person who resembles a leprechaun and masturbates on an hourly basis.

Bob: Hey Vato Loco! Had any sex lately?
Vato Loco: Does it count if it was with myself?

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pobre vato

"Deject" or "Disregard" in spanish.
It came about in the most southern border section of Texas (Rio Grande Valley).

Jose:Lets go see that scary movie it looks good.
Juan: Pobre vato!!

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Vato-less

A use to be vato who is no longer a vato because he texts and spends too much time with haas the "whore"rendous hippo... and writes that she is a fine piece of ass and hurts his vato's feelings all the time...

Vato is now vato-less

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ja vatos

comes from the japanese word for food stamp and is also a nick name for the writer of "sorensen"

Hey ja vatos did canada kick your ass yet.

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real vato hours

The time of night between 2:00-5:00am when it gets down.
Mexican version of rnh.

Foo #1: "Ay foo, what time is it?
Foo #2: "Damn homie, don't you know its real vato hours rn?"

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