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Venture Capitalist (n): Big fucking assholes. AVOID THESE PEOPLE.
Today I was reamed by a Venture Capitalist. I should have known better.
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A seemingly undefined sex act as defined in the season four finale of Adult Swim's "The Venture Bros". While many theories abound, most describe an act between two men that involves consumption of semen and fecal matter.
...it comes pouring out like someone stepped on a snack pack. So, after you both find a turkey baster; you eat your way out of the tub. At least that's what a rusty venture is described as on urban dictionary...
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an epic drugged up,coricidin cough and cold(ccc)induced, adventure of sorts, usually involving an asian, typically not more than 3-5 blocks in distance but has been known to reach 20-30 blocks and a train ride or two, generally with no point, its an "ADVENTURE"(VENTURE) in the sense that at the times it seems to be to a far away land of epic proportians, which usual ands up being down the block or a few blocks to a 7-11 or popeyes, its a "QUEST" in the sense that you are going somewhere to obtain something that seems to be a great importance, though usually is more pills, "venture-quest" usually occurs in a social setting as in outside,with friends, or anywhere in which there is no established rules, but a "venture-quest" can and has on many times occured during a school day and in a school setting, the "adventure" part being walking around to your classes, and the "quest" partbecause you are usual trying to obtain something, another nap, a ciggarette in the bathroom, or somefood from the cafe, in short most situations in which something must be attained is a "venture-quest" under the circumstances mentioned before, in short a "venture-quest" is the what defines a triple c,coricidin cough and cold(ccc) trip, it happens regard less, and is mucho fun for those under the influence of any intoxicant, its has defined over a year of a life, and shows no sign of slowing down
Gallow-"Venture-quest?"
AZN-"Ugh.....where?"
Gallow-"Quickcheck"
AZN-"Will it be epic?"
Gallow-"We shall make it epic, i have a dollar"
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Where you take the girl out to a huge dinner and you don't let her go to the can. While having anal sex with her, she takes a dump on your dick, and right before you are about to get off you shoot it on her back. That's the rusty part. The venture part comes in when you eat that junk off her back without your hands.
I took Sally out for a dinner and had the best Rusty Venture that night.
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Voxel Venture is a Roblox mining game that requires you to play for 5 hours straight every day for 3 months to get 50% done with the game. Usually only people with no life mentions it.
Person 1: Hey I just did everything there is to do in Voxel Venture!
Person 2: it’s been 6 months i’ve moved on from you i said we weren’t friends anymore 4 months ago but you didn’t notice.
‘Venture Hijacking’ is a sociological situation or phenomena whereby an individual or group A suffers the consequences of another individual or group B who has either attempted or succeeded in overriding or hijacking the venture of the former A.
Venture-Hijacking Examples:
1. Bernie Sanders and the Black Lives Matter Activist who hijacked his campaign speech to promote their own ideas. In this situation, Bernie Sanders was a victim of venture hijacking as he had organised a public gathering event to promote his campaign efforts to become the Democratic nominee. However, some female black lives matter activists ‘hijacked’ his platform to push their own political views.
2. During the middle of a meeting in the Quentin Tarantino movie ‘Kill Bill,’ a Japanese Yakuza gang member named ‘Tanaka’ starts talking disparagingly about O-ren Isshi’s (the gang leader’s) bi-racial and national heritage and insinuating that she was not fit to lead the Crazy 88 gang, as she is not pure Japanese. This scene is called ‘Tanaka loses his head.’
In this situation O-ren Isshi is the victim of ‘venture hijacking’ as she had called a meeting with her gang members in order to discuss matters in relation to gang business and one of her disgruntled gang member hijacked the focus of the meeting and started talking reckless nonsense about her being their leader. For which he pays the penalty of decapitation.
In the examples set out above an individual or group can be identified to have been ‘venture-hijacked’ or being a victim of ‘venture-hijacking.’
when two guys get drunk together, and it's just them alone in the house on a saturday night... things can happen the two (straight) guys would never say occured.
"jeez man... i can't even remember that party last night, but i think i ventured into the jungle..."
"omg... those two guys were totally venturing into the jungle"