Oh Verga

a spanish expression used in Panama when you see the backside of a girl and you think she is freaking hot, thats when you say Oh, then verga because you realize she is ugly.

A: Oyeee, mira esa mujerr, oooh,
A walks a lil faster and sees her face
A: Verga... q es esta vaina!

B: Oh verga!, hahahaha

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aloe verga

Aloe is a rich emollient derived from the "aloe vera" plant that soothes and mosturizes with the consistency of seminal fluid or cum. Aloe farms are prevalent in the deep South Texas area. Verga of course is a Mexican word that is synonymous with cock,dickor penis as it exisits in a volatile manner. Therefore aloe verga is a synonym for jizzorsplooge.

Gary: "Holy shit Alex did you see the sunburn on that skeezers face"?
Alex: " Man Gary, that's nothing that a dose of my Aloe Verga couldn't cure."

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me vale verga

"I dont give a fuck"

"ME VALE VERGA!"

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ya valio verga

Used in Northern Mexico/South Texas
Definition: 1.)When something is no longer worth a fuck. 2.)When something becomes out of hand, and uncontrollable. 3.)When something no longer goes as planned.

Gilberto: We just ran out of beer
Jose: Ya valio verga

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Vete a la verga

Mexican vulgar slang. Pretty much means “Go to hell” or “Go Fuck yourself” It’s on those lines.

Julio: Me acoste con tu mujer...
Carlos: Despues de todo este tiempo! Vete a la verga!

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Chupa mi verga

Suck my dick in Spanish

Yo pendejo, chupa mi verga
translation-Yo fucker, suck my dick!

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a la verga pues

spanish word that means "fuck you then" it is mostly used in friendly terms

FOOL A:give me that shit fool
FOOL B: you go get it
FOOL A:"a la verga pues"

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