Rainforest Violation

A woman who has a lot of or refuses to shave her pubes. This is derived from the fact that due to the thickness of pubic hair, light will never reach the actual skin; similar to sunlight in the rainforest. In addition, the hair is thick enough to be a habitat for animal life.

This one time I saw my buddy's girl come out the shower. I kinda knew she was one of those feminist twats who didn't shave beforehand, but now I had evidence that she was a walking Rainforest Violation!

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anally violated

Raped via the rectum

Steven: Did you hear about Randy last night? I heard he dropped the soap and got anally violated

Integrity violator

One who is untrue, dishonest, and without morals.

Mark Fender: "I am the Georgia state wrestling champion."

Mark Fender would be the "integrity violator"

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Vail Violator

Two people are having sex in the missionary position and a third unknown person comes into the room. Next the unknown person will stick a bottle of open tobacco sauce up the person’s ass that is on top.

This is only used in Vail Colorado.

Last night I took home this girl and we were in the missionary position and out of no where her brother gave me the Vail Violator.

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violation 8008

when a person grabs or wrongfully touches a female breast. 8008 is pager code for boob. These pager codes can also go for other violations.

"That was a violationn 8008" after a person has wrongfully touched your boob.

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Musical Violation

When a crappy band covers a good song, and, in the process, completely destroys all of the song's meaning and dignity (fucks it up).

See Travesty.

311 covered Robert Smith's "Lovesong", what a musical violation.

Joss Stone covered The White Stripes' "Fell In Love With A Girl" when it was only a month old. TOTAL musical violation.

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Ultimate Violation

A devious act that involves sneaking up from behind on an individual, slamming your hand with a downward force onto their shoulder while shoving your other hand far into their posterior region. When done with force and precision, this act can be friendship altering.

* Sneaking up is important for it throws the element of surprise into the overall act.

* Even more important is counteracting the victim's natural reaction of jumping or lifting up when an object penetrates their anus. By holding the victim down while administering your hand, you make the victim have to 'sit there and take it.'

Chris was a different man after he was given the ultimate violation.

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