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Volume Gnomes

The invisible creatures who sneak into your empty, locked car and crank up the volume on the stereo so that it blares at 120 decibels when you return to the car and turn on the ignition. Some people mistakenly believe this phenomenon is due to the periodic cranking up of the stereo that takes place during a long drive, when in actuality it's due to the Volume Gnomes.

I think I'm going deaf. When I turned on my car, my Led Zeppelin CDwas playing at full blast. Volume Gnomes must've snuck in and cranked it up.

by markvw59 April 25, 2012


Adjusting the Volume

An act often used in the music world where the male is about to ejaculate. To prevent this from happening, the person performing the fellatio, decreases the speed at which she performs. She also adjusts the testicles. All of which is done to increase orgasm intensity.

Damn! That drummer chick is really good at adjusting the volume. Last night was crazy!

by hahalalala14 January 8, 2012


Volume Cynicism

A condition that forces the driver or owner of the car to adjust and control the volume after any manipulation of the dial by their passenger, despite the volume level actually being changed or not. This is caused by a serious distrust of others and their ability to decide the best volume level for their sound system and chosen track.

John's got volume cynicism so bad he adjusts the volume up by 1 every time i choose a song.

by PloskJ January 9, 2012


volume drinking

Some beers are drunk for their taste. Some beers are drunk for their alcohol content. Others are for volume drinking. Sometimes you want a cheap, not too alcoholic drink that you can sit and get steadily drunk with, without getting twatted after a few pints. In the UK drinks such as Carling and Strongbow do this job. Not the classiest or the tastiest drinks, but you can get into double figures without making a tit out of yourself.

"Fancy a Stella?"
"No, mate, I'm on the Carling. Strictly volume drinking tonight"

by iamkvogel May 29, 2008


Volume Dick

An asshole driver who ups the volume of the radio to max (un)purposely annoy the passengers.

It seems everyone whoever has been in a car listening to music when a volume dick plays a song very loud.

In the movie, Star Trek: First Contact, Zefram Cochrane plays a track by Steppenwolf in his shuttle at the loudest fucking volume possible, causing the sound to go through their mics and pissing people at the launch site off. Hence the term, Volume Dick.

by the1upDude August 18, 2011

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volume knob

the amplified speech of a drunken girl.

Six beers and that girl breaks her volume knob.

by central scrutinizer the sequel June 20, 2009

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volume 10

Highly influential "underground" rapper/MC, from the West Coast, known for the Hip Hop anthem "Pistol Grip Pump"

Andre 3000 sampled music by both Volume 10 & Scarface on the song "She Lives In My Lap".

by Sunbeams December 27, 2016

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