Vowel Award

This means some one or something that is So Beautiful that you complement them or it, by awarding this. SO BEAUTIFUL contains every vowel of the English language.

Jasmine you are so beautiful I give you the Vowel Award

vowelize

to edit an audio clip so that all of
the sounds of the consonants are
removed, leaving only the vowel sounds.
this creates a sort-of "concentrated
melody".

Vowel

A pejorative term for an Italian-American, particularly Sicilians located in New York City and northern New Jersey.

Vowel American: Va fungool! Buca de beppo I need an espresso!

White Person: What the fuck are you talking about? Go back to Verona, you stupid vowel.

irritable vowel syndrome

Refers to a semi-serious malady whereby an impatient/cantankerous person habitually "whimpers 'n' growls" using long drawn-out wordless/meaningless noises that, if written out phonetically, would consume a whole lotta letters other than consonants, such as "Aaaaaaaaaarrgghhhuuuuuuuuuhhhhh...!" or, "Eeeeeeeeeennnggguuuuuuuuuhhh...!"

I never take my spoiled-rotten teenage cousin along on family shopping-trips anymore... the lengthy wait-times between stores, our unwillingness to purchase the unnecessary/overly-expensive items he desires, our inability to go around to all the places he wants to visit, and the late hour that we usually get home all conspire to give him a major case of irritable vowel syndrome, and this constant fretting takes all the cheerfulness out of the trip for everyone else.

Irritable vowel syndrome

When playing scrabble and you keep getting vowels, turn after turn, even when you exchange tiles.

I cannot believe it, this is the third turn I am only getting vowels in this Scrabble round, I must have Irritable vowel syndrome (I.V.S.)!

the vowel

Extasy; also known as E

Stop resorting to the vowel.

vowel ninjas

Term used for when you are having stomach pains or are on the verge of having chronic diarrhea.

Here come the vowel ninjas.