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walter

Walters most likely brush their hair with a banana peel with lemon juice on the inside to make his hair extra blond and shiny. walters are virgos and highly dangerous if you say a dad joke. walters will never ever stop laughing smileing or being blond

why is that Walter so shiny and smells like lemon barf.

by Planed chad February 1, 2022


Walter

Walter is a person who thinks he is better than everyone else despite being much worse. His goal in life is to find the mistakes in others and always point them out when he is wrong. Constantly makes weird comments and dick jokes unless he is around women. Then he is very nice.

He is only nice to girls, such a Walter.

by I faltered and Voted Walter April 18, 2022

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Walter

a subtle name for a penis, for situations when "johnson" is a little too obvious.

Especially useful in mixed company

"Have you seen Johnson's Walter? Impressive, to say the least."

"If you don't hit it past the ladies' tees it's Walter-out until your next shot."

by ratinacage May 7, 2009

72πŸ‘ 128πŸ‘Ž


Walters

A fat hairy old man who enjoys gay porn, and shoving sharp objects in his pee hole. Could also refer to toilet paper.

"Look at that Walter jacking off in the movie theater"
"Hey, i need some more Walters to wipe my ass!"

by Waltersfan April 17, 2009

50πŸ‘ 95πŸ‘Ž


Waltering

Any act emulating the actions of Walter White; ie walking around in your underwear, making a number on your eggs out of bacon, or being a mastermind out of nowhere. (hopefully minus the actions of killing people and selling meth.)

Other versions: walter

Dude 1: I'm just waltering around the house today.

Dude 2: Yeah I got class today so I can't walter till I get home.

by Fun Sized 18 October 5, 2013

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Walter

1.) The act of being anti-social and reporting everyone to the school.

2.) The act of writing down everyone that bullied you on a notebook.

Being a walter is lame.

by BobJim March 19, 2014

40πŸ‘ 79πŸ‘Ž


Walter

A ugly looser who can’t play fortnite and only plays shitty PS4 games

Don’t do a Walter

by Og/ flippin ledgend April 14, 2019

4πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž