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This is a thing that is very sexy and big in the penis. It has a one short hair sticking out if it’s butthole that is braided. When conceiving a child the big penis shrivels into its self and makes a cracking sound while it’s molts and turns into a butterfly. The child then grows up into a giant retard that can only say “pussy” “cock and balls” and “funky fresh”.
Man I meet a jack Walton the other day and let me tell ya, awesome guy.
a boy who in nice and sweet but very quiet unless you are one of few who know how to open him up and will do anything for the one he really cares about; could be the only one in the world that's not like everyone else
aww, that boy is such a robby walton!
A school in Walton new york, full of people who are white trash, drug addicts and care more about sports than the actual students and dont realize that the whole school is total trash and refuse to realize and change something about it
Person 1: so your the new transfer student what school did you go to before you came here?
Person 2: Walton highschool
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the greatest man in the world, he created a wonderful place we call wal-mart
i love wal-mart so much, i would have sex with sam walton
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incredibly drunken stumbling, made funnier by the addition of obsticles
we all love watching andy perform the walton shuffle towards his house after a night of binge drinking
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One sews one's enemy's trousers shut at the knees, and subsequently fills them with mayonnaise (in some regions maypo, ovaltine, demiglace sauce, gravy, or hollandaise sauce can be substituted for mayonnaise). Then the enemy is encouraged to put them on.
Damn those rapscallions! They've given me a short walton! It's squishy!
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