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a hanky / handkerchief you use to masturbate with so you don't squirt your cum over yourself and your clothes
It is usually an attractive hanky with a nice pattern and used solely for masturbation to catch your hanky cum
I was thinking about Maria in accounts earlier - she's looking hot today. I got turned on and had to go to the bathroom and get out my wanky
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Contraction of the words janky, and wonky. Used when something is just not right.
Trevor: Yo man how's my new haircut?
Mason: Man it just looks a bit wanky...
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1.) A simple term for a mans PENIS
2.) noun for a person who is obnoxious and constantly being perverted, also for a person who is just an ass
1.) I've got a big wanky!
2.) YOU'RE A FUCKING WANKY!
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"shit" mums only gone and washed my wanky,,, where can i empty my load now
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When you have a drunken urge to go to the toilet and defecate into your hands and use the excrement to relieve oneself with a masturbation ritual.
This is a disturb sexual pleasure which originated from Northern England.
Man1: I just had the best wank ever by using my poo as lubricant to cum into the toilet bowl.
Man2: I'm looking forward to my Friday night ritual of a wanky poo before going clubbing tonight.
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