Bareback Wasabi

The act of performing a reverse enema directly into the anus with copious amounts of wasabi, then proceeding to have raw sex while using the wasabi as a lubricant.

Bro! My sinuses are so clear…Micah and I performed a Bareback wasabi an hour ago..

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wasabi rush

the intense, burning sensation in sinuses and nasal passages that comes from injesting small to large quantities of wasabi with foods like sushi. It often causes eyes to tear up.

After I ate that sushi I was totally feeling the wasabi rush!

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Wasabi Jerk

1. When one coats their hand in wasabi and proceeds to masturbate or perform a hand job.

OR
2.Jerking off in a Japanese restaurant.

"yo, i got this wicked sick wasabi jerk last night from Kim"

"My dick's still burning from that wasabi jerk before class this morning"

wasabi man

He's coming to a sushi bar near you!

Is it soy sauce? Is it ginger? No! It's WASABI MAN!!!!

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Wasabi Shits

The rapid onset of abdominal cramping and diarrhea caused by eating Sushi. Effects usually manifest within a half hour after eating.

"Bob just had a Rainbow Roll, and then ran to the bathroom with a bout of the Wasabi Shits."

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Wasabi Wannabe

Someone who is not Asian but really really wants to be because they watch too much anime and know nothing about the culture other than what's imported and filtered by the West.

OMFG! I WATCH TEH ANIME IN TEH JAPANESE WITH TEH ENGLISH SUBTITLES! I M SO AZN!

Stfu Wasabi Wannabe.

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Wasabi Tum

A condition caused by ingesting too much wasabi, especially common when eating wasabi peas. Symptoms include a burning sensation in the stomach and nausea.

I shouldn't have eated all those wasabi peas because now I have wasabi tum!

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