wat....

derived by two people talking in a public, online chat room about masturbation, the phrase wat.... is used to break an awkward silence after an extremely bazaar or sexually inclined comment.

person 1: I think I'm going to join the military so that I can get a college fund and finish my education. what are you planning on doing with your life?
Person 2: I'll probably get a job as a mechanic and work to get the money. I hate those military colleges.
female 1: I had sex with person 2 but the doctor said it was your sperm, person 1. you didn't do anything to me at thing 18's party did you?
everyone:..................................................................................
person 2:wat....

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Wat

An exceptionally rude IM message. Made after one individual messages an other to say hi to stand in place of the question "why are you talking to me?"

Person 1: Hey man.
Person 2: Wat.
Person 1 to him or her self: Why do you hate me?

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wat

A pat of butter can also be called a wat of butter.

Hey Paul can you pass me a wat of butter?

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wat

when someone is too lazy to type "what?"

Guy 1: "You fucking suck bro!"
Guy 2: "Wat"

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wat dafuq

It simply means "What the fuck", just poorly typed, possibly in an attempt to sound "cool".

*Online*
Bob: I want to be a giraffe

Jimmy: wat dafuq
Bob: Learn to type.

wat dee

1. Another way of saying "what the". 2. A way to break the awkward silence. 3.

Crickets: chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp
Donald: WAT DEE

wat mean?

A question frequently asked when pondering the existence of a phenomenon, particularly one relating to nature.

Chimp in state of nature never jerks off, but in captivity he does, wat mean?