Weeping snowman

to cry while masturbating followed by wiping semen in your eyes.

after Sams recent break up, he was sad so he gave himself a weeping snowman.

weeping job

when a girl gives a guy a blow job and loves dick so much that she actually cries of joy

my girl friend gave me a weeping job cause she says my dick tastes like an arnold palmer

Weeping Camel

A Weeping Camel is when a girl gives a man oral pleasure and spits it into the male's eye causing him to proceed to crying.

Tony: Hey, Huggy what happened with that chick last night?

Huggy: Dude she sucked me off, but after I climaxed she gave me a Weeping Camel.

Tony: Whhhhaaaaat?!?!?!?!?

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Weeping Legs

The high that comes from smoking 420 Cubed.

"MY LEGS, HOW THEY WEEP."
"Don't worry man, you just have the weeping legs."

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weeping brownie

an asshole that's been stretched due to excessive sexual activity and as a result leaks or 'weeps' a bit

Maria suffered from a weeping brownie after a few particularly rough rounds of Hide the Rolling Pin.

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weeping willy

Term used to decsribe a penis infected with the clap. See also drippy dick.

Paul's careless fornication with the shady ladies at Scroggy's got him a case of the weeping willy.

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weeping angle

The most fucking scary stone statues in the world of Doctor Who.

These creatures while seen can't move, but when unseen can move really fast. If it catches you, you get sent into the past or , rarely kill you.

Weeping angles are extremely scary and fast.

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