Welling

A nonchalant way of saying that someone is bullshitting. The "weller" is usually egotistical and tries to explain something they truly don't know in order to appear intelligent. It's also often associated with flapping of the shirt near the collar (like on a hot humid day)in order alleviate themselves from bullshit overload and is now the international way of insinuating that someone is welling.

Albert: "I wonder why you have to prepay for gas in NJ."
Chris: "Well you see well well the gas pump numbers just keep rolling thats why. I know this because I read up on it back when I went to Berklee university."

1. He's so good at welling if he went on jeopardy he'd have an answer and explanation for every question.

2. You'll always feel safe with a weller because what you don't know, they'll always have a confident answer for.

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Well

A large hole in the ground used to draw water

Look at that big A** well

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As well

The most annoying and irrelevant phrase that people feel the need to say all the time. It often doesn't make any sense but they say it to make themselves seem smarter than they really are, as well.

Person1: Did you see that fight at school?!

Person2: Oh darn, I missed it as well.

Person1: Ummm. ok... *walks away*

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the well

The ATM. Usually used in reference to gambling, especially when at a casino after you've lost some cash.

Dammit, the dealer had blackjack four times in a row. Going to the well.

(15 minutes later)

Dammit, my nut straight was busted by runner runner flush. Back to the well.

(30 minutes later)

Dammit, the well's empty.

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Wells

A town in Southern Maine where people drink too much alcohol and smoke too much dank bud. Bitches here are either ugly or huge cunts. If you do somthing alot you will most likely use the words For Days to desribe it. Eddie Baggs is god one love keep smokin herbals and keep drinkin totties

Wells is not cool at all unless you happen to stumble on any of these people residing in the town of Wells while they are drunk or high- Eddie, Dave, Colby, Cam, Brett, Kyle, Brian, James, Marv, Justin, and the rest of the mother fuckers who make this town that it is and that is FUCKED UP.

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Well

The beginning to a dark story.

Well, at least I have $7 of the $1,000 I won at Las Vegas.

Well, at least the fire only burned half my kitchen.

Well, at least my team won one game this year.

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the well

noun:

a stainless steel structure which could be mistaken for a bucket. It is however a breadbin but has been ingeniously adapted for the purpose of mixing and withdrawing alcoholic beverages in unhealthy quantities. Often used a way to unite a drunking student society, young professionals and members of society with speech impediments so that they are too intoxicated to care about morals or clothing or rememv=ber what gender they are. It is quite ironic that after drinking from the well, you do not feel one bit well.

I fuckin dyin today, we were drinking from the well last night. What way did I get home? Ahhhhhhh my head

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