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a bulge in one's forearm as a result of masturbating in excess.
Johnny had Whacker's forearm after Jane went on vacation.
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A secret cabal of Hollywood lawyers who murder celebrities for profit. Coined on October 23rd, 2010 by actor Randy Quaid.
Randy Quaid said star whackers took out Heath Ledger and David Carradine.
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The wooden panelling often seen along the side on the lower half of motor vehicles, mainly in the US.
"Cletus sure wood love a ve-hicle with a shaany noo coada paint end a beaver whacker but he cain't dun git the money to afford him it"
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Some weird ass dude who loves porn so much they prefer a porn movie over real poon
That weird porn whacker Wally passed up a booty call with Darlene Amaro so he could sit in front of a porn video and whack off!!!!
n. A person who furiously beats the sausage while uncontrollably crying about how pathetic their life is and how no one will ever want them or love them or touch their insanely small penis.
"Goyney is a cry whacker."
"That kid is the ugliest bastard I have ever seen, he must be a cry whacker."
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Eastern Virginia Slang for penis
This girl at the club was all on my Talley Whacker!
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One who repeatedly beats his rod (in a sporaticly random motion, similar to banging a kettle drum) against the vaginal mound. The purpose to either further stimulate the clit/penis or to maintain a solid erection. In some cases "bush whacking" is used to intensify orgasm after "pulling out" instead of the more commonly used hand jerking motion.
"Judy finished cumming just as Harold pulled his rod out, finishing the fuck with a vigorous bout of bush whacking, Harold quickly filled Judys navel with a stout squirt of man juice."
"That ol' Harold is one damn fine Bush Whacker"
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