Rural Dictionary

the wheel

This is the one person that doesnt have a date, when everyone else does in the group. All of your friends go on a movie, so you decide to tag along but find out they brought girls and you didnt, leading you to feel awkward as shit, or stupid, or if your just gay, nothing. i've personally done this a bunch of times and its not fun, and i dread doing it. other terms- wheeling it, 3rd/5th/7th/etc wheel.

Ex#1:

John: Hey Eric, what are you doing tonight?
Eric: Nothing much, going to the movies with a few people.
John: Mind if i tag along?
Eric: Na, movie starts at 7, we are meeting there.
John: Alright
(7'o Clock)
John: Hey guys!
Eric/Matt/Bill/Alex: sup john, wheres your date?
John: i dont have one?
Matt: Well looks like your the wheel tonight.
John: Wow thats fucking stupid.

Ex#2

Jake: You guys are fucking faggots, i didnt know i was wheeling it last night.
Paul: Sorry man, we thought you would bring someone.
Jake: Well next time you guys go out somewhere and want me to come, tell me if you guys are bringing girls or not, i fucking hate being the wheel

by Luke Lay July 29, 2008

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the wheel

Poker term. the lowest possible straight a player could get. Ace(counts as "1" in this case) through 5
ace, 2, 3, 4, 5.

From the movie "The Rounders"
Mike McDermmet-
"well,what i have is known as the wheel. it has earthy tones, smooth draw, and enough kick to win me the high and the low."

2 players playing poker-

Player 1 is dealt, Ace, 5.
Player 2 is dealt, King, King.

Player 2 raises, player 1 calls.
FLOP- 2, 3, 4.

Player 2 goes all in. Player 1 calls.

Player 1- "i have the wheel"
player 2- "Fuck"

by Luke lay June 14, 2007

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Wheeling

Short for four-wheeling. Used very commonly by off-road enthusiasts. Use of this word separates the people who actually take their vehicles off-road from the posers.

Took the truck out wheeling last weekend and had a blast.

Stranger: "Hey you ever take your Landcruiser muddin?"
Truck owner: "Um, no. I go wheeling pretty often however I don't play in the mud"
Stranger: "Wheeling? Huh, never heard of that. I take my Jeep muddin all the time in a field by my parents house, it's pretty hardcore!"
Truck owner: "Sigh... Silly Jeep-ers"

by Jakeimus Maximus January 26, 2012

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Wheeling

Wheeling-the act of picking up women, can be rated with with the size of the wheels, large wheels being for better at picking up women and smaller wheels for worse. There are many different types of wheels; monster truck wheels are for the men that get it done and hamster wheels are for the men that go nowhere and flat tire is just for failures. Can often be heard in the hallways of MPSJ, the birthplace of the term.

Example 1:

Man1: "Julian wanna come chill with da boys?"

Julian: " cmon man, cant you see that im wheeling? "

Example 2:

Man1: " hey have you asked her out yet? "

Man2 : " Nope, im still wheeling "

Example 3:

" hot girl " walks by -

Man1 : " would you tap that? "

Man2 : " yea ,but ive got no wheels "