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when you have a bit much to drink and you can't get it up, Captain Whiskey Dick comes for a visit. The Captain often comes at the worst times possible, like when you got a hot chic in your bed.
So this chic was DTF and was naked in my bed when Captain Whiskey Dick came to visit. He didn't leave all night I was screwed!
limp dick whiskey dick flaccid soft job
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An insane corn lobbyist who is twisting the arm of Government to put Ethanol in my Gasoline. Knowing that:
1. Ethanol consumes more energy to produce than it creates when burned. (pumping oil out of the ground, river water or wind through a turbine etc. produce energy - running a moon shine still consumes energy)
2. Reduces gas mileage by 30% when gasoline is polluted with 10% ethanol. Do the math - we are burning more petroleum not less!
3. Raises the cost of food by forcing up the price of corn.
4. Increases government spending. The government provides subsidy for gasoline with ethanol to make the consumer price close to real gasoline. $.51 cents of every gallon of 10% ethanol is coming from you the tax payer.
That whiskey dick is destroying our economy just to sell more corn no matter the consequences.
That whiskey dick should be shot!
I wonder what that whiskey dick's bonus was this year?
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When a bill is too limp to be accepted by a jukebox or change machine.
Q: Hey, did you get change for the pool table?
A: I tried, but the only money I had was this whiskey-dicked dollar.
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Commonly known as erectile dysfunction, a much more serious problem than whiskey dick.
Damn, I haven't been able to get it up lately.
Hmm.. Sounds like you might have sober whiskey dick. You should probably see a doctor.
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1. someone who drinks very heavily
2. a pretty funny name for a friend or boozer
that whiskey dick mike better not come here drunk again or ill kick him right in the fucking twat
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This is when you take a fifth of whiskey and pour it all over your dick and have your sex partner blow you. When she’s done she sucks all the excess whiskey off your balls and then the sheets. We thumped against the window all night then she took it like a champ!
Yo Brennan! I gave this bitch the West coast whiskey dick at my boy Mikes birthday party last week. We fucked all night and then she took the move like a champ.
a group of friends who drink themselves to death several days a week and pass out after a large consumption. Additionally they eat a shit load of Taco Bell and yell FIRETEAM WHISKEY DICK BRAVO at random passerbys, especially if that passerby happens to be dressed up like Superman, just to laugh at the reaction. Every member has a nickname and a quote that describes who they are. They think they are awesome because they belong to this group, but in reality it only defines them worse off than they would be without the group in the first place. Although this may be true, FTWDB is the coolest shit ever invented and like a gang, there is no way out except for Hari Kari...FTWDB for life!!!!
"Hey Saint Cloud Superman....FIRETEAM WHISKEY DICK BRAVO!!!!"
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