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When someone calls a black guy to jerk a white guy off so hard his dick turns black.
Stan: Yeah some dude called a black guy to give me a White Guys Black Dragon
Rhys: Damn... did it hurt?
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When you are fixing something with tools, such as a car, or household project, and you work on it well past when it's either completely broken or completely fixed, and get mad if anyone tries to help you
"Bruh, why the fuck don't we have a front door? You got fuckin white guy weird again didn't you? Fuck, man."
Not to be confused with white boy weird
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A Caucasian male that belives he's living in the fifties. Plays sports averagely, gets decent girls, gets decent marks, likes classic rock music, Christian, is mildly proud to be Caucasian, but not racist, as it takes too much energy and is morally wrong. Is usualy found today in small suburbs or small Canadian towns. Can usualy be found beating up emo fags, laughing at super nerds, staring at chicks they can't get, because they're not of African decent, being slightly suspicious of homosexuals, playing sports, or ripping on white guys who think they're rappers/black.
Guy 1: "Yo,dowg! Wazzup, bitches?!"
"White Guy, of the Normal Variety.": "Good Lord! You ,sir, can't rap. You call us racist, while you're the one trying to act like an African American, giving them ,and us ,a bad name."
(turning to other guys)
Guy 2: "Come on, guys. Let's leave this loser alone and play football!"
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There is only 1 basketball in play during a basketball game. If a team has more white players on the court than there are basketballs in play that team has a greater chance of loosing the game. The ratio should be at most 1 to 1 and ideally 0 to 1 (no white guys to one basketball). This is not a 100% guarantee just a good rule of thumb.
Most pro & college basketball teams have very few white guys and infrequently play more than 1 at a time. They almost never violate the white guy to basketball ratio rule.
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When you have IBS from spicy/Asian food
Guy 1: Dude I have white guy in Asia tummy
Guy 2: Closest toilets are halfway along the beach; run! But here are some baby wipes in case you don't make it!
Michael Blazenyak
Whose that white guy wearing a durag?
Oh thats Michael Blazenyak
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a crazy person or when someone gets mad and goes nuts
DUDE, HE'S GONNA GO RED HEADED WHITE GUY ONE YOu!
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