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When you hold a dump so long that It turns into a petrified turd where you have to push and retract the turd slowly over and over till it puts a tip on it to help slide it out.
I should’ve crapped 8 hours ago, now I’ll be turd whittling to get it out.
Meaning something small. A small amount
Damn babe you got a little whittle
To jerk off.
Gloria will whittle the flute and swallow the music for a nominal fee.
to spend large amounts of time by yourself doing questionable ( homosexual) things.
Anybody seen Dale? He's probably in his shed whittling a wooden dick. A secret h-mo? You don't say.
to spend large amounts of time by yourself doing questionable ( homosexual) things.
Anybody seen Dale? He's probably in his shed whittling a wooden dick. A secret h-mo? You don't say.
Whittle's Law states that the only reason why someone or a group of people would willingly do something which makes themselves look bad is because the only alternatives would make them look even worse.
Using Bill Whittle's Law, we can know that the only reason why the politician admitted to doing cocaine is because if he had denied it then people would have eventually known both that he does cocaine and is a liar to boot.