whose line is it anyway?

a show on tv

im goin to watch whose line!

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whose ass is it gonna be

This is asking "who shall we blame" ?

It originates from prison where the inmates would ask the top dog this question each night and he would provide an answer, the poor soul that was named would provide the evening entertainment, I dont want to go into detail but lets just say a lot of sodomy was involved.

Its a basic question and answer scenario with the victim getting a round of fucks, quite literally in some cases.

Whose ass it is gonna be ?

little joe in cell 6

Whose ass is it gonna be ?

Spazzy brian from the data centre, he put the last entry in, lets blame him

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Lance whose last name begins with L

Big homo, the lover of big cocks, the commander of multiple ballsack regiments, any Lance whose last name begins with an L has had many homosexual experiences involving himself and well endowed barnyard animals

"Hey is that Lance whose last name begins with L???"
"Yeah, you don't wanna talk to him. He's kinda gay"

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Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under

Referring to who have you had sex with

sex whose bed have your boots been under

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whose ox is being gored

another way of asking " who is, or will be, the biggest loser when it comes to unpopular political decisions/strategies/speeches" especially in the US presidential campaign

girl : have you heard of Geraldo Rivera's new phrase whose ox is being gored?

boy: absolutely

girl: what do you think about it?

boy: well, we'll have to wait till election night, but right now, when it comes to whose ox is being gored, right I think it's neither Donald Trump nor Hilary Clinton, but actually the American public, the independent media as well as the US economy.

whose ox is being gored

another way of asking " who is, or will be, the biggest loser when it comes to unpopular political decisions/strategies/speeches" especially in the US presidential campaign

girl : have you heard of Geraldo Rivera's new phrase whose ox is being gored?

boy: absolutely

girl: what do you think about it?

boy: well, we'll have to wait till election night, but right now, when it comes to whose ox is being gored, right now I think it's neither Donald Trump nor Hilary Clinton, but actually the American public, the independent media as well as the US economy.

Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought

Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.

??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."