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Wide Awake is a very widely known Twilight Fan Fiction by the author Angstgodess003.
With an amazing mixture of Angst, Comedy, and Wit, it is more than worthy of being published into it's own book.
It is highly suggested among many of the Twilight Fandom.
Summary: Edward and Bella have dark pasts that leave them severely emotionally scarred, with nightmares that force them to stay awake. They meet and begin to form a bond during the night hours. All Human
The story has been discontinued on FnaFiction.net but is still being written on the Authors LiveJournal:
http://angstgoddess003.livejournal.com/
Some might say that Wide Awake is better than Twilight itself. Even if you don't like Twilight, read it.
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1) American football defensive line formation popularized by former Tennessee Titans and current Philadelphia Eagles coach Jim Washburn.
Formation requires defensive ends to line-up "wide" on the outside shoulder of offensive tackles. Ends also typically lineup in a three-point stance with heads curled to the ground.
This offers line a better angle for rushing the passer, but leaves the interior of the line vulnerable to the inside running game, especially if linebackers are inferior.
2) Rear-entry sexual position in which the recieving partner spreads his or her legs as far as possible, while crouching in a three-point stance, with their back slightly arched, and head curled to the ground.
Requires recieving partner to have great leg strength, and leaves both parnter subject to injury if performed on a non-sturdy surface, such as a water bed.
"The Philadelphia Eagles wide-nine formation has not been successful, due to the horrific play of their linebackers and safeties."
"If you want me to get into a wide-nine, get your ass on the floor. I almost pulled a hamstring trying that shit the last time. You need to get rid of that water bed, anyway."
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Wide boy ususally refers to a working class male who lives in London, and who lives by their wits and wheeler dealings....
That Terry Venables is such a wide boy
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While engaging in doggy-style intercourse, the male tells his partner he is about to cum, but instead spits on her back. She, thinking her partner is finished, roles over to find a hard cock in her face shooting cum in her eyes and/or hair.
My chick lost vision in her right eye after I gave her a wicked wide deceiver.
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1. A position in American Football.
2. A male homosexual whose anus has been terribly stretched by the ravages of chocolate love.
He is a wide receiver!
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