Wiggly Bumper

Noun, Verb. The act of intentionally, for erotic sexual or sexual entertainment purposes 'bump' or slap another person, usually female with varying degrees of intensity or ferocity, usually female, in the head or face from any direction or yaw at the discretion of the provider of the described 'wiggly bumper' with a so called 'semi-chub,' otherwise known as a semi erect penis.

James: God Damn Becky look at that bad bitch over there!

Becky: Ew she looks so dirty!

James: Yup, and she is just askin for the wiggliest of the Wiggly Bumpers of ever and id give it to her!

Becky: Whats a wiggly bumper?

James: Ask your boyfriend

Ben: Hey babe lets get a little frisky.

Becky: Can you show me what a wiggly bumper is?

Ben: oh you could get wiggly bumpered and I know you need it!!

Becky: SHOW ME THE WAY OF THE WIGGLY BUMPEEERRRR!

Wiggly

A small, white, fluffy dog, usually a poodle or bichon. He is absent minded and adorable. He ocasionaly walks into a screen door not knowing its there. And sometimes he likes to eat random things and wiggle about. Oh wiggly ya make me laugh!

Me: um I'll have the filet mignon please! What would you like wiggly?

Wiggly: ........*cricket* *cricket*.......(looks around inocently)

Me: oh wiggly! Ya make me laugh!

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wiggly noodle

When you are so drunk that the only thing you can do is lay on the floor and wiggle around joyfully.

Is that Kelsey over there laying on the kitchen floor?

"I'm a noodle! I'm a noodle! I'm a wiggly noodle !"

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Ziggly-Wiggly

To fornicate; Copulate; Repoduce; Make love; Fuck.

I'm gonna ziggly-wiggly the shit out of that ho.

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wet wiggly

A term refering to the state of the penis (usually after sexual intercourse, swimming, or masturbation) where it is both limp and wet.

David had a wet wiggly after getting out of the cold pool.

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jiggly wiggly

An adult entertainment establishment. (root: a chain of grocery stores here in the south called Piggly Wiggly.)

We're heading up to the jiggly wiggly after work to drink some beers and look at naked women.

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wiggly h

A sex position which involves 2 men and a woman. The woman is in a doggy style position, while one man is behind her and another is receiving oral sex from her. Both men then arm wrestle over her back. This then forms an H from a side view.

"José beat Juan in the wiggly H with Emilia"

José: "That was a nice Wiggly H! Emiliana, Juan and me should do it again sometime!"

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