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The 'pretty boy' Chosen of Tethe'alla. He is the misunderstood pervert of Tales of Symphonia. Zelos has many admirers, who he calls his 'hunnies'. He is very flamboyant, to the point that some people think he's gay with Lloyd. Which isn't true, but it is in question by many fanfic writers.
In reality, his peversion and narcissim only stems from the hardships Zelos has faced when he was younger.
Do you want to find out more? Too bad! I'm too lazy to countinue!
Zelos Wilder, he's so HOT!
Zelos is in love with Kratos, NOT Lloyd!
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A strapping man in his early twenties who walks like a pirate and speaks like a womanizer. He is clad in a pink vest, black undershirt and always wears his trusty speedo under his clothes.
He loves women so much, he pays regular visits to each of his hunnies houses. Often, he has to sneak back into Meltokio through the sewers.
His walk is often described as walking like an old school pimp. He holds his pelvis out and talks awkward steps. In battle, he also spins while holding his sword into an enemy to attack.
Zelos may be the emoest person in Tales of Symphonia. His life was hard, his mother died, he thinks he took away his sisters happiness and he betrayed his best friend. He only admits how truly sad he is after his death, were his emoness is unlocked into a beautiful flowing rapid of emotions. It is at this time when all of the people in the party realize that they loved him.
He is also very obsessed with melons. He likes to eat them. And om nom om on over 9000 melons a day.
Zelos Wilder loves Papa Bear.
MELONS?
No, Zelos Wilder has seen more melons than a fruit stand.
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The friend of a guy named Peyton (AKA me)
Kenzleigh Wilder and Peyton have a lot of inside jokes that are so fucking stupid but hilarious, example:
Kenzleigh: Hey, Peyton?
Peyton: Ye?
Kenzleigh: Croshee
Both: Pterodactyl laughs
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Were can I find Van Wilder?-In the ginus book of world fuckin records man.
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- Top 5 p2p clan
- Awesome community
- Anti-rpkers
Great clan in the game of Runescape and is well known throughout the community. They don't have the best levels of the other Top 15 clans but
their numbers and community makes up for it. As of November 06, they are ranked 13ish with 200+ members.
They also practice the art of anti-rpking in which they do not PK (kill) people in the wild who are not threats. This art is also well-known in the clan community.
Owned BK in an official too (H)
Top P2p clans:
1. Damage Inc
2. Runescape Dinasty
3. The Dynasty
4. Wilderness Guardians
5. Divine Forces
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Person confused with his/her sexuality.. Actually engages in sexually activity with males and females but is doesn't have a particular preference..
Dude: Yo President, peep this. Remember that fluffy dime at our office that I've been checking out?
Other Dude: right?
Dude: I'm finally getting some play!!! She wants me to hook up with her and her girlfriend tonight!!!
Other Dude:LOLOL!!!
Dude:I finally found a girl that is cool!!! I'm not letting this one get away...
Other Dude: LOLOL, Dude!! I cant believe you don't know that she's Bi-wildered!!