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What the british people say insted of the yanks who think we r all stuck up & that way say it wrong because we dont say "mom". The BRITISH invented the whole fucking language yew speaks so respect it and dont fucking change it.
(Y)British kid(Y):Hey mum, just going in town for a bit be back at 4
Yank:Hey mom-im gonna go and die now-be back later.
Pretty straight forward really. The poor bloody woman who gave birth to you....as for this rather heated debate about the spelling, whether it is mum or mom. Well I would say it does really matter but I feel like yank bashing today so I will point out an error in american english which is blaring example of either arrogance or stupidity.
The word Lieutenant is pronounced incorrectly by americans, it is a french word and to spell in phonetically in english one would write it as Leftenant.
So the yanks fail...sorry
Oh also mum has something to do with keeping your mouth shut about something...read examples
I love my mum but damn she is a bitch
Mum's the words (the keeping your mouth shut part)
Someone often referred to as MILF (if she is fit) and often jokes are made about peoples mums
'OMG your mum is so Fat' OR 'your mum is a MILF id fuck her!'
The correct shortening of 'mother'. Stupid Americans stole our language and took letters out of almost every word and changed letters, this included, turning it into 'mom'. Idiots.
British: Hello mum! Americans are gay.
American: omgz! mom he caled me gay.!!1111!11wtf
The way Europeans/Australians call their mother instead of "mom"
I rather call my mom "mommy" then "mummy" because my mother isn't a corpse wrapped in bandages.
What british people say instead of mom. Some people who say it are stuck up assholes who think Americans pronounce it wrong, but what we've actually done is perfect the language to what makes more sense, just like they invented muskets, but we've perfected them into high-tech guns.
british asshole: Hi mum, we're better than those Americans that say "mom".
American: Those stuck-up british fuckers can talk all the shit they want because they know and we know that they're just a bunch of pussies anyway.
The best person on planet earth. She will always be there for you no matter what. Don’t ever mistreat her. She’s the only one you’ll ever have. She’s beautiful. She’s kind. She’s caring. She has a huge heart. She knows your fake friends before you do. She will try her hardest to make you happy and you should never forget that she always loves you no matter what.
We love you mums everywhere❤️❤️❤️