The idea that only a small percentage of very attractive men are statistically off-setting the average number of sexual partners typical men have in a lifetime.
An example of The Wilt Chamberlain Theory is Wilt himself. Let's take the number of sexual partners a regular man has had with how many Wilt Chamberlain has had(20,000 reputed). Then divide by the number of men(2), round to the nearest 1000, and the average would be roughly around 10,000 partners each.
Having over 100+ sex parters. Wilt Chamberlain the only NBA to score 100 in a game but also had over 1000 sex partners.
Those prostitutes are probably in wilt numbers
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here is where you find some lesbos in there rare habitat
some wanna be posh chavs and those posh twats who ask for a pony for their 13th birthday
you can also meet some dope children but there is about 20 out of the 1368 that attend that crappy school
it contains pedo math teachers and childish science teachers
many rooms smell like ass and for some reason the l block smells like rotten cabbage like get some febreeze in here
hey do you go to south wilts grammar school
yes
oh i'm soooooo sorry
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Term used to supress desire when it would otherwise be impossible to fornicate.
Rusty texted Sophie, "Dead puppies and wilted flowers" to let her know he was wishing he could have her - even though they were each at work.
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A match-up between a talented center and a guard on opposing teams. A reference to Wilt Chamberlain and Kobe Bryant. Described as a basketball player who is high in stats and is winning the game.
Shaquille O'Neal is a part of the Wilt and Kobe Show right now.
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an exclusive grammar school in salisbury, wiltshire which is currently suffering a contagous infestation of brandy melville whores. it is suffering a rife full of slags who shag many private school boys or the notorious bishops wordsworth grammar a partnering school full of white middle class sex offenders. ooh cheeky ;).
maybe here you might find some lesbos in there rare habitat full of those posh twats who ask for a pony for their 13th birthday. with these middle class white girls (dont worry hattie and mathilda we all know youβre a tory ;))
you can meet some proper dope sesh lads there but thats about 20 out of the 1500 that attend that crappy school as the rest are all neeks.
it contains many AMAZING teachers that work there such as the head of pastoral (who tells girls with eating disorders to think of the starving children of africa) and the two convicted pedophiles! (google it yourself u will be amazed ;))
many rooms smell like ass, for some reason the o block smells like rotting bodies like get some febreeze in here. and why does everyone own an eastpak?!
this school is widely hated by chavs and other uneducated scum such as wyvern st edmunds learning campus located in laverstock; the local salisbury comprehensive. the girls that attend this school (aka the walking primark adverts) will often find themselves out of their league trying to pull a bishops boy but failing miserably, sorry but no one can hide that bemerton heath fake tan love㪠(poor plebs).
example:
person 1: do you go to south wilts grammar school for girls?
person 2: yes
person 1: oh that explains why you look like a fag then
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