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A Small and haggardly crone who munches pretty much all the cakes they can find. They won't settle for less and scours all christendom for those fucking cakes. There's a universal dislike for such insufferable creatures. they pretty much ought to be shot for their hit and run attitude to birthday partys
Small boy: "hey look at what i found in this cave dad!"
Father: "Run boy! its that confounded withered Cake Hag!!"
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An insult suggesting that the receiver has relationships with penises in a sexual manner.
John: Ted you penis relationship haver wither!
Ted: And what? Do you mean by that
John: I mean that you have relationships with penises and you are therefore, a gay.
Ted: Oh...
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The longest ever metaphor for masturbation.
As seen in the upcoming film, the Dark Show
Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
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A youtuber that makes geometry dash content and animations (this is totally not written by him)
Wither Animations and Math is the best youtuber!
A big ass dick that's been in far too many vaginas
He slapped that bitch with his withered old beast
Getting head from the same woman 3 times in a night.
That girl was such a whore, she withered me so hard.
When you are able to cheat on your girlfriend multiple times and get away with it.
I pulled an Alfie Withers last night. I got to finger a minor!!!