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to be fuckin aswsome
Dat nigga pulled a womble and broke his ankles
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the process which involves on slepping/passed out guy, and several dudes. u cover the passed out guy in sticky shit and cover him in pubic hair, making him look like a womble. the unsuspecting victim wakes to find himself covered in pubes and smelling of groin while the pictures cover the internet.
bloke: haha we wombled you so bad last nite owned!!!
Mr. womble: i no i still smell like balls!
bloke: total wombling!!
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A guy who, for some reason or other, only possesses one testicle or ball as it is sometimes otherwise known as.
Matt: Hello Pecket, did you have a good night last night?
Pecket: Yeah it was proper funny. Womble was sucking on some some ugly girls' jelly tots in the middle of the street, and she had varicose veins all over her jumper puppies
Matt: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha that's funny, but who the hell is Womble?
Pecket: It's Gled.
Matt: But why do you call him Womble?
Pecket: Because he only has one ball- sounds like Womble!
Matt: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha silly Pecket
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Australian slang term for someone that does something stupid.
can also be used as a nice way to say they are a dickhead, a moron, a tosser or just plain slow.
you bloody womble pick up ya feet and trip over here instead.
steve:-ya Womble! the round peg goes in the round hole not the square one....
Alan:- ha ha sorry mate hit the turps last night
Steve:- George has got to be the biggest womble under the sun.
Alan:- Why?
Steve:- he went fishing the other day, took 2 hours to pack the esky and forgot his rod and tackle.
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1) A style of haircut, typically seen as a long, wavy, feminine style, though worn in a way that is masculine and rocker.
2) The name which God uses when walking amongst the mortals on Earth.
1) Did you see that guy? He was totally sporting a Womble.
2) Womble be with us in our time of need.
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a 3 part sex theme/move
1. do the dirty
2. after you're done jizz on a popsicle stick
3. let it freeze and enjoy
dude those two just did a womble!
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Slang for an individual searching the floor of a store for discarded discount vouchers. Derived from the 1970's British children's TV characters called Wombles who search out garbage on Wimbledon Common and make good use of the things that they find, things that everyday folk leave behind.
I wombled a couple of vouchers near the self service tills.
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