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A wookiee who has shaved his fur and, as such, loses an "e" from his name.
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another word for bootleg or fake.
Yo, look at that dudes Jordans...they don't even have the sign on it ... his shit is wookie.
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When something is weird or obscure, that thing is considered "wooky". Commonly used to describe a weird friend or crazy person.
"That guy's weird lookin'."
"Yeah, his face is all wooky."
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"This is Jerry, he's a bit wooky. So watch out."
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A big juicy pimple/boil that is begging to be popped
Have you seen the size of that wookie on Falicia? That thing had its own zip code!
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A very hairy sub-human like species with a bad attitude. Generally Wookies think they know everything and view intelligent humans as "assholes". Often they are heard in the wild, expressing their thoughts of humans as "assholes", but generally this is done very quietly and under their breath. A Wookies typical living habitat is one that someone else finances. Homes, cars, shoes, clothing, food, entertainment, and sports equipment are typically provided to Wookies at no cost by elders. Elders often feel that they will be offered personal care in return for material things provided. A Wookie has an extreme sense of false-pride and sometimes even view themselves as god-like. This delusional thinking is often associated to their short, stocky height (Napoleon Syndrome), and small penis size. A Wookie will generally overcompensate his own abilities, and tell people how to run their business or life. As stated, most species are extremely hairy, although some are known to be bald on the upper cranium area of their head. In the wild, this sub-species of Wookie are easily identified by the mirror like glow emitting from their bulbous short necked head. The balding species are known to be one of the most dangerous, because they can infiltrate any group of humans and corrupt normal intelligent thinking and work patterns.
That fucking Wookie makes me sick every time he walks by my office!
Fucking Wookie is going to get punched in the face the next time he smirks like that again.
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Wookie can mean a lot of things, the name is derived from the furry humanoid creatures in Star Wars, most famously Chewbacca.
Because of their physical appearance, wookie can be a derogitory term for a hairy or manly woman, sometimes a man, or a hippy. And also can describe hairy nipples (god willing on men)
It is also used to describe a grenade whore in any online game, possibly deriving from the wookie AI in Starwars Battlefront.
Wookie is sometimes used as a 'G-Rated' term for a penis, used by some children.
"XD Did you see that wookie?"
"OMG that wookie killed me. N00b."
"My wookie hurts :-("
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Person 1: I'm so gonna bang her
Person 2: I wouldn't, she's a wookie
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