Yards

Logform for "ya" - the result of autocorrect malfunctions in Windows Mobile - also, Thanksgiving is the same sort of a word - takes a simple saying and makes it complex, thus funny.

Yards, i really liked that movie

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The Yard

Refers to Barneys tavern in London, Ontario. The Friday night crowds from the University of Western Ontario are infamous. The house band plays all the favourites as students toast the end of a long week.

From Barneys --> Barnyards --> The Yard

"What are you saying tonight?"
"I'm thinking The Yard."
"I hear that."
"Pre-drinks?"
"I'm in."

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Yard

Financial markets slang for a billion (thousand million). Used to avoid confusion with a million on a noisy trading floor/over the phone.

Fuck me I'm being bid .858 for a yard of Sovs (Sterling). Fill yer boots.

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Yards

Short form of a name for the game billiards, also known as pool. Yards is much easier to say than billiards, and people often get confused to whether the activity is the game pool or going swimming in a pool.
bill-i-yards

"Yo Eric, what do you wanna do?"
"Play YARDS!!"

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YARD

1. Refer's to one's personal space and/or face-especially the personal space of a large fabulous diva in a club environment.

2. The area of the body that a bitch is sticking her hand up in when she's telling her baby' daddy he better pay his support or she's callin the law.

You better back the fuck out of my yard bitch before I rip that nickel weave right out of your ho head!

Get your damn finger outta my yard before I break it off and shove it up between your dollar tree titties, skank.

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yard-on

n. An extra large hard-on achieved when particularly aroused, although still probably smaller then 3 feet.

His dick was so big, He had a yard-on

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Yard

Jamaican brown sticky weed grown outdoors. Critics believe it to be smooth smoking.

This marijuana grown in Jamaica, is of solid quality. Yard displays characteristics of an indica and sativa blend.

"A pensive high, the day is always promising after a smoke of that yard." "You got that yard?". "I'm going down to MIA, you want that yard?"

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