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After eating ten plates of lasagna, I did the technicolor yawn.
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When someone makes pitched vocalizations when they're yawning.
After walking up this morning, I accidentally woke up my wife with my loud yawn song.
When droplets of saliva come out of your mouth when you yawn
Sorry steph for yawn spraying over you
A condition where, at the peak of a big yawn, one suffers a few seconds of deafness due to the opening and closing of the eustachian tubes connecting the ear and throat. Opportunists who know of another's yawn deafness use this condition to say something to the person yawning that they don't want them to hear - usually an insult, but spoken under breath or in a normal conversational tone. Better practice is to do it with friends present who will all hear what you said. A sizeable yawn can open up a good 5 seconds of deafness opportunity.
NOTE: Not everyone suffers yawn deafness, so there is always a risk when you try it on someone new.
Ken: Man ... that was a hard day's work (starts yawning)
Fred: I came twice in your wife's arse last night.
Ken: (finishes yawning) Sorry - yawn deafness ... what was that?
Fred: Nothing ... I was just agreeing with you. Hard day indeed.
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A situation which is really boring.
That meeting this morning was a real yawn factory.
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The act of placing an outstretched finger (index or otherwise) into the mouth of a friend, aquaintance, family member, significant other or stranger at the peak of a yawn.
NB. One who yawn rapes is a yawn rapist, and one can be "yawn-raped"
Keith yawn raped Vince.
Keith is a yawn rapist.
Keith was proscecuted for yawn rape.
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When your arsehole is gasping for air following a hot runny turd
Oh man I've just had some serious yawning cod action
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