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11 year old

Somebody who was born in 2010 if they are in the year 2021. No need to insult them, you can't change their age.

A: haha look at that 11 year old. He's such an idiot.
B: So?
A: He's Underaged LMAO
B: What are you gonna do? Change their age you dumb sausage?

by whendidiaskeduropinion May 29, 2021

17πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


7 year old

The most annoying little fucks on the whole planet. They also think they're hot shit. They'll curse at you even though they don't know what half of the words mean. They go along with whats "in" right now. They just want your acceptance. Don't fucking give it to them.

A 7 year old called me a cunt and a fatass today.

1. He doesnt even know what that is
2. I'm not close to fat.
The little bitch is lucky I didn't drag him by his ear and slap him around.

by ThatGirlInYourMomsBedLastNight May 3, 2011

93πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


12 year old

Some (and i repeat, SOME) are people who repeatedly say they will fuck your mom on Xbox voice chats, but others are actually pretty decent people. They sometimes act like a teenager, since they’re a year away from 13, which either means being mature and responsible, or being immature and insulting everybody they see in online chat rooms.

This person who keeps annoying me acts like a 12 year old, but at the same time I have some pretty decent 12 year old friends.

by just a fellow girl gamer January 11, 2020

49πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


8 year old

Annoying little fucks that call you fuck face and shit head and play cod all day, they don't even know what the insults they say mean, they're annoying little fucks

This was on cod one time

Me: kid stop shooting at your own team
8 year old: SHUT UP YOU LITTLE FICKING FAG!!!!!

Me: ok, dumbass

by Rhdbdhdhejdgeheb December 16, 2015

139πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


52 year old

someone who can't stop drinking beers because the can't forget the mistakes they have made in life, causing them to never have any retirement money so they have to work until they die after they get dump by their wife that they have been married to for 30 years.

My dad is a 52 year old

by Wiggly Mr.Dickls the 1st October 8, 2019


Today years old

Phrase used by those who got by in school with C's and refuse to properly refer to how old they are/were.

I was today years old when I found out that the straw holes in Capri Suns are also the dot on the i, why didn't school teach me this????????

by Ani_Mike June 3, 2019

1479πŸ‘ 478πŸ‘Ž


9-Year Old

What Pewdiepie calls his fans.

History:
PewDiePie uploaded a reaction video, Alinity made a response video (I can’t call it an apology video just because), and that video was reviewed by PewDiePie. Alinity mentions PewDiePie having 9-Year Olds as his fanbase.

Alex: Hey, Cam. I've you calling your friends' 9-year old.
Cam: yeah.
Alex: What's that supposed to mean?
Cam: It means that you aren't one, even tho you should be. subscribe to pewdiepie

by Gllllow January 14, 2019

20πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž