Yer Da

Scottish for "your dad". A term used to describe any behaviour or mannerism resembling something a stereotypically bald, middle-aged, slightly racist, bit behind-the-times bloke like your dad would say or do.

Yer da wishes his team would hire Tim Sherwood because he's a "proper football bloke"

Yer da blacked up for Halloween last year

Yer da isn't racist but wonders why there isn't a White History Month if there's a Black History Month

Yer da voted Leave to "get our country back"

Yer da doesn't mind people being gay but wishes "it wasn't so in my face all the time"

Yer da hates tika-taka football. Wishes his team would play 4-4-2 more.

Yer da stopped watching Top Gear when Jeremy Clarkson left because "he was the one who said what we're all thinking"

Yer da thinks soldiers should get footballers' wages

Yer da wants Boris Johnson as prime minister

Yer da gets excited when the rugby world cup's on because "it's a real man's sport"

Yer da thinks wearing a poppy in November should be mandatory

Yer da's favourite karaoke song is Mr Blue Sky

Yer da wishes England would drop Daniel Sturridge and play someone who's "not afraid to get stuck in" like Troy Deeney

Yer da goes on holiday to Benidorm and spends the whole week getting sunburnt on his Union Jack towel

Yer da's seen every single Bond film several times. Watches them as aspiration.

Yer da hates goal music at the football and wishes all games went back to 3pm kick-off on Saturdays

Yer da's gotten a 3 back and sides and a trim on top for the last 30 years

Yer da occasionally watches porn on Channel 5 once yer maw's gone to bed

Yer da hates all modern music and wishes there were more proper bands about like Oasis

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yer maw

insult
can be used at almnost any moment and in any situation for any purpose at any time.

'Yer Maw'

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yer mom

A great insult to fling at people. Or just something to say when there is nothing else to fill the void. Also, the source of many dirty jokes.

A) "Yer mom is so -insert insult here-

B) Person 1: "Hi, how are you?"
Person 2: "Yer mom!"

C) Person 1: "Hey, you poked a hole in my balloon! I hate you!"
Person 2: "I poked a hole in your mom last night."

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yer maw

A comeback. Usually the last resort in an argument, but sometimes the first if you can't be bothered with an argument or conversation. Normally short for "I had your maw" (meaning "I had sexual intercourse with your mother")

'That's shite.'
'So's yer maw.'

'You owe me.'
'Yeah, well your maw owes me for last night.'

'You're such a gay.'
'I think your maw would disagree.'

'Fuck you.'
'Shit, watch out. Here comes your maw, an' it looks like she's got an erection.'

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yer skillet

some person's saucepan, used to cook vegetables, poultry, beef, and other foodstuffs.

person 1: i saw yer mom last night
person 2: hahaha, yer skillet

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Yer Maw

Your Mother.
Yer maw is yer maw, but she might also be yer da?
aye, you fuckin heard, bitch.

"A wiz nailin yer maw tae rah grund last night n she farted a belter, so a punched her right in the flaps! She'll ken never tae dae that again eh?"

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yer done

An interjection to be used when someone rambles incoherently, or is talking absolute nonsense.

(insert bs story here)and yer done.