Would you like a game?

Used to inquire about whether one would agree to accept a duel via Xbox. Usually Madden 04' or NBA 2K4. Coined by Dawood Dagna (Babson 05'). Not to be confused with kick ass rapper THE GAME.

FacetedIntellect: Would you like a game?TDanza924: Fuck off, I am going to bed. There will be no game.

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would you like dessert

the annoying question that the waiter/waitress asks you after your meal at a restaurant, when they actually imply: "would you like your check" because they are afraid to ask "would you like your check"

waiter: would you like dessert now?

customer: NO just give me my goddamn check and stop pretending that i don't know what you mean

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Well would you look at that

This phrase is often used to point out the stupidity of another human for being such a dunce in the first place

Well would you look at that. Punching someone in the face DOES result in injury afterwards

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would you like a spoon

said to someone for purposes of randomosity. Would you like a spoon is a completely random comment used to confuse people to death.

Me:alrite mate
someone: Alrite, how ya doin?
Me: Im alrite thanks, would you like a spoon?
Someone: Blarg i am dead

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Would you hit me

She is trying to say would you fuck me

If i where near you would you hit me

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Why would you...huh?!

A statement made after someone has committed an act of such great stupidity and foolishness that the questioner is too gob-smacked to fully comprehend why someone would do such a thing. Akin to the terms wat, wut, and what, but used to infer complete and utter shock/anger.

(After Jim shot Tim's character in a video game for no apparent reason)

Tim: Why would you...huh?!

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Would You Rather Czar

The ultimate and supreme game leader of Would You Rather. Once named Czar you can only be usurped of power if someone else challenges you with a would you rather you cannot answer. This power is akin to that of the Never Have I Ever Chancellor and wields the same power across games. With this power you have the control to change the conditions of would you rather up to 10 times in a single round.

I challenged Zedekiah's Would You Rather Czar reign with the unanswerable would you rather of: Would you rather eat Whataburger for the rest of your life OR In-n-Out? I am now the reigning Would You Rather Czar.

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