You get absolutely no bitches

the person gets no fucking female's and should get some

A fuckboy named Timmy: hahaha you failed.
A n8gga that absolutely gets bitches: hop off my tip you get absolutely no bitches

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Where did you get it

Asking the question where it's from, so you know where to take it back for something else..

"Oh this is a great sweater, my friend is looking for one like this, Where did you get it?"

Giver: "Oh we bought it at _________"

"Thanks, I'll tell her to go there and get one..."

<Mental note: Now, i know where to go and return it!>

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You get to roll again

"You get to roll again"

Originating from board games in which you get to roll again if you get the correct answer.

Used to in conjunction with phrases like "good job" or "nice one"

Person A: who was that guy who played the main Character in Iron Man?
Person B: you mean Robert Downey Jr?
Person A: oh yeah! Good job, You get to roll again.

or

Person A tells a funny joke
Person B responds: "ha ha good one, you get to roll again"

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take what you get

A phrase one tells another when they should be grateful they are receiving any form of attention from another

me: "ouch, why do you have to also scratch my face with your baby beard when we snuggle?"
you: "c'mon gurl, take what you get!"
me: "thank you sir, may I have another"

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that's what you get larry...!!!

When you screw someone over

You stole and ate my two week old lunch from the employee refridgerator, That's what you get Larry...!!!

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fuck you, get in bed

the phrase you say when you have a love/hate relationship with someone. Emphasis on the love.

"Do you want some cupcakes?"
"No. Fuck you, get in bed"

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That's how you get AIDS

Metaphorical phrase describing ANY type of risky behavior, be it physical, literal, figurative, or metaphysical. The representation of a disease emphasizes the magnitude of the risk.

*Friend picks up a piece of candy from restroom floor.
"Ewwwww, nooo, that's how you get AIDS!!!!"