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When a girl grabs your nuts from behind, pulls them up over your ass. When she lets go, they sling around and slap you in the chesticles
Man, that bitch gave Ken a Youngstown slingshot and he hasn’t walked the same ever since!
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When a public official resigns, to avoid criminal prosecution for misdeeds committed in office.
"Hey, I'm behind in my payments to the water department, and I'm here to...ahhh...contribute to the councilman's re-election campaign. Is he here?"
"What, haven't you heard? The feds were after him, so he took the Youngstown Option."
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A Youngstown Tatoo occurs when you carve a girl's name into your chest, and then she takes a dump on you shortly afterwards. The doo-doo becomes the ink and is imbedded permanently in your chest in the shape of your companion's initials.
I loved Allison so much, I let her give me a Youngstown Tatoo.
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(n) a car bombing
circa 1950's
after reporting what he saw to the local authorities the shop owner received a Youngstown tune-up upon entering his vehicle park outside the Jungle Inn.
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A car bomb.
"Vinny got on the wrong side of the local crime boss." "Started his car and got a Youngstown Tune Up."
Jeez! Beam me up Scotty!
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Puking on somebody's shoes after having drunk way too much.
Damn, Virginia was all up in my face, so I gave her a Youngstown Shoe Shine, sent her on her way.
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A reasonably priced institution of higher learning, a.k.a., "the academy on the hill." It was founded in Youngstown, Ohio (between Pittsburgh and Cleveland), as a law school in the YMCA, eventually became a state college and then a state university. It has a great reputation for many of its degrees, including engineering, physical therapy, nursing, business and education. It also has a NEOMFA and a doctorate in education. The campus is sprawling and well-attended by landscapers. The Butler Institute of American Art is surrounded by the YSU campus. Nearby is the world renowned Mill Creek Park.
Many Northeastern Ohio residents--and people from all over the world--attend to save money and end up loving the institution and its faculty and staff, many of whom have national reputations. Killer sports teams! World-class library, Maag Library on Wick Avenue!
There are great Italian restaurants within walking distance, and the downtown has been revived. There are live jazz clubs and great martini bars! Check it out!
Youngstown State University is a tremendous institution where you can obtain a superior education in many fields.
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