suck your dad

literally means suck your dad.

to andrew: u can go suck your dad silly fool

10👍 1👎

your dads husband

a come back that's better than your mom, that no one can respond to without looking like a dumbass.
also and insult that makes the persons father seem gay.

Brad: dude what is the answer to the algerbra problem
Erick: YOUR DADS HUSBAND!!

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Brittney: OMG! who did that!?
Jake: Your mom!
Jimmy: that was gay...but i do believe it was your dads husband!

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Dylan:dude what happened to your wiener?
Rob: Your dads husband!
Dylan:....):

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your dads tits

The hottest/sexiest thing you will ever see in your god damn life!! You just wanna put your face in it all day long with that yummy salty sweat dripping them.

Damn jimbo your dads tits are looking hella hot today

10👍 3👎

Your Dad's friend

Someone possibly an uncle or just a friend of your father's that used the title of "your Dad's friend" as leverage to sexually molest you.

"Don't worry, I'm your Dad's friend"

Talk to your real/fake uncle

"I'm your Dad's friend, you have to listen to me"

5👍 1👎

Your Dads Ass

An insult to replace "your mum"

Where should we go for dinner ?

"Your Dads Ass"

What's the biggest planet ?

"Your dad's ass "

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your dad is dead

literally everone can relate lol. because your dad is dead

HEY, THATS WHY YOUR DAD IS DEAD LOL

your dads nuts

small

'broo wtf theyre so miniscule that aint a shwaty?? bros shit tinnyyy"
"your dads nuts small g"
"how u know tht"
'...."