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To waste time, idle; trifle; loiter. To move slowly, languidly, or dilatorily; saunter.
Stop poking your ass and help me with these packages!
When you want to let someone know that you think they are full of shit; or they are wrong and/ or lying
Person 1: “My girlfriends a model. My mom loves her! She’s so sweet & beautiful!
Person 2: “No way! When has your mom met her? When have you met her? you always talk about her but none of us have ever met her. You haven’t even met her! We’ve all only seen the same picture again & again.
Person 1: “no, we met um, ah, last month’” “ she’s just always out of state since, you know, she’s a model”
Person 2: haha dude, no way! Quit lying! Your ass is itchy!
This is said when talking with another person in a competitive manner, you concede that the other person has won.
It is usually said during one-up-manship contest.
Somewhat of a backwards "you win",but you really are the loser.
This is a very old saying...said as early as the 1800's.
Rhonda: I have a really bad headache.
Rick: Oh yeah, well I have a hangnail!
Rhonda: Yeah , and my knee hurts too.
Rick: Well, I guess "your ass is the blackest."
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Used to describe when someone tries to elevate themselves and ends up exposing their ignorance (or flaws, etc).
The further an unsuitable person is promoted, the more obvious his inadequacies become. In various more or less polite forms.
"Way to show your ass, broham. You really are an Internet Tough Guy. "
The filthe of her foli aperith more, as the filthe of the hynd partis of an ape aperith more, whanne he stieth climbs on high.
- c 1395 Wyclif Bible (1850) Proverbs iii. 35 (gloss)
He doth like the ape that the higher he clymbes the more he shows his ars.
-c 1594 Bacon Promus 102
The higher you climb, the more you shew your A—.
-1743 Pope Dunciad iv. 157 (note)
The higher a monkey climbs, the more he shows of his tail. - various
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(v.) to plase a bullet into someone's buttox; usually done out of anger, fear, frustration, or as an act of self defense.
Your going down; Im gonna put cap in your ass.
Don't fuck with me; I'll put a cap in your ass.
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The assertive application of saliva upon the ass to use for lube for the butthole.
if he does not spit on my ass before inserting, there is the likelihood that there is going to be an abrasive sensation in my asshole
damn mommy can i spit on your ass
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The 2017 way of saying "I'm on your case". When you're on to someone and what they've been doing.
The 2017 way of saying "I'm on your case". When you're on to someone and what they've been doing.
Tommy: Where've you been? We've been looking for you and Samantha.
Samuel: ok? I've been nowhere
Tommy: yeah right. im on your ass boy!!!
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