teaching your dog to drive

A polite suggestion that someone has admirable faith while being out of touch with reality.

"Brilliant idea, truly, but you're teaching your dog to drive."

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Fuck your dog

I want fuck you dog

I really wny fuck your dog

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Spider-Man Kiss your dog

When you spider man kisses your dog

Shut up Spider-Man Kiss your dog

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Now I wanna be your dog

Famous Iggy Pop song.

Now I'm ready to close my eyes
And now I'm ready to close my mind
And now I'm ready to feel your hand
And lose my heart on the burning sands

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Pet your dog nose

To be used interchangeably with the phrase: "rub your nipple." The word 'pet' may also be subbed out for something fitting with the circumstance, such as the words 'squeeze' 'smack' or 'flip.'

"I'm gonna pet your dog nose"

Translation: I'm going to rub your nipple

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Bill Nye your dog is bi

Phrase used after repeated alterations of "ur mum gay" have been used. Saying this phrase while simultaneously singing along with the theme of Bill Nye the Science Guy results in the God of Gender Judgement,John Cena, to obey 3 requests to permanently change a person's gender, thus never letting anyone identify them as something else again.

"ur mum gay"
"ur ancestors incestors"
"ur granny tranny"
"Bill Nye your dog is bi!"
*Silence Persists afterwards*
"OOOOOOOOO"

national kiss your dog day

you kiss your dog on this day. check, paw, head, lips, leg, etc.

guys! it’s national kiss your dog day. i’m gonna go kiss my dog on his head.