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When your girlfriend/boyfriend ignores you while you are standing right there and talks to her friends instead.
hey why do you always put your friends first over your boyfrend/girlfriend?
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This is a month of pleasure, coming after Jack off January. It's a month for celebrating you resisting women for a month, and this makes it time to celebrate.
Will you be my partner for Fuck Your Friends February?
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November 5th is national fuck your friend day. On this day your friend can't say no to having gay sex with you
Hey friend, did you know it's fuck your friend day
I guess that means I'll have to have hard gay sex with you
On November 14 Who ever sends you a 👏 can slap you anywhere any time throughout the day.
National slap your friend day here I come.
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National fuck your friend day is on April 28th.
You ask your friend to fuck and maybe it will happen!
Disclaimer: always ask before it happens!!!
"Hey, wanna fuck on national fuck your friend day?"
"Sure"
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on April 9th you have the right to fuck any amount of people who say they are your friend
I cant wait to shag my friend Tim, tomorrow its national fuck your friend day
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National slap your friends day is on the 4th of November. But you cannot slap friends whose name starts with M,A or C.
Hey Olivia, it’s national slap your friends day !!SLAPP!!
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