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A vertical scar that one obtains when shot in the stomach - after staples and stitches help recovery
From "NOISEY Bompton", Part 4: "See I got that California Zipper, that's where I got shot - got 36 staples"
A derogatory nickname given to that hungover and slovenly office mate who always seems to emerge from the john with his zipper down.
Look, here comes the astounding Zipper Boy; I’ll wager ten bucks he won’t check it until he takes another zipless piss before lunch..
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act of zipping ones penis up in their fly and taking off a considerable amount of the skin
Wow hes got half his penis missing, what happened?
Last year he got a zipper circumcision...total mess
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An edge lord who won’t shut the fuck up about his himself while in possession of an excessive amount of zippers.
Fuck Jonothon that zipper goblin piece of shit.
Abrasions, usually located about the face, resulting from contact with the zipper of another's pants. Often caused by one's impatience to give one's partner a "hummer."
Q: Hey, how did Lauren get those scratches on her face?
A: She says they're from her friend's cat, but I think they're zipper marks! Have you seen her new boyfriend? He's hot!
The chunks of meat in a man's pants fly after he make the horrible mistake of zipping his penis.
Rabbi Jewski broke a Guinness world record last week when he performed his own circumcision. The zipper meat was peeled off of his pants zipper and placed in a plaque next to his Guinness plaque for the whole congregation to admire.
Zipper Chomp zip-er, chomp After the act of urination - or other activities involving the penis - when one fastens his zipper and finds an extremity (the penis) getting caught up in the action. Zipper chomping is comparable to being bit by a crocodile. Common symptoms may include swelling, redness, severe shrieking, and even castration. Getting zipper chomped is worse than being aborted.
"Tom, what is wrong with your penis"? "Oh I got zipper chomped"
"Honey, I would much rather give birth than get zipper chomped"
"Oh you had cancer? Try getting zipper chomped"