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That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected
* Brian bites into a squishy pickle *
"Zjierb"
* feels zjierbness *
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That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected
I feel z j i e r b n e s s
(z j i e r b n e s s is an acceptable alternative spelling of Zjierbness)
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A feeling that is not disappointing nor anger, nor disgust. But is instead an entirely unique feeling only felt when biting into a pickle that is squishier than the consumer expected it to be. And is not negative nor positive. A universal feeling.
Most famously used by a man named Brian David Gilbert.
Common side effects include going to Zjierb.com
"That pickle was squishy, why, how Zjierb.:
"You mean that feeling you have when you bite into an unexpectedly squishy pickle?"
"Yeah."
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That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected.
That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected
What is this feeling I'm feeling now?
That's just zjierbness.
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The feeling is sobriety. It's 5 PM on a Thursday. You just got done with a long day at work, and the house is empty. You reach into the fridge for your usual pickle snack. You bite into it, but the pickle is not as crunchy as you expected. You are reminded for a brief moment that not even the most mundane things in life are guaranteed. Nothing in life is owed to you, not even pickles. Maybe you feel pleasantly surprised at this fact, or a little confused. Maybe you are slightly disappointed, although your pride refuses to let you admit it because, after all, it's just a pickle; but, both you and I know that it's a little more than that. Despite this feeling, you move on with your day as if nothing had happened. But you can't help but get the feeling that something has changed. Sobriety.
That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it’s not as crunchy as you expected.
“I feel... Zjierb.”