When you bite into a pickle that is softer than expected
Me, after biting into a pickle: I feel zjierb
That feeling when you bite into a pickle that is a bit to soft
Person 1: Hey, How are those pickles
Person 2: A bit too soft
Person 1: I bet you're feeling pretty zjierb right now
Person 2: I am
A term coined by brian david gilbert. Zjierb (noun: zjierbness) is "that feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected".
Brian: *opens pickle jar* *bites into pickle that's a little squishier than he expected* *contentedly chewing*
Brian: I feel... zjierb
Karen: *bites into pickle that's a little squishier than she expected*
(Both simultaneously): Zjierbness
(adjective)
that feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected
Popularised by brian david gilbert's musical sketch video
*bites into a pickle that is a little squishier than one would have originally predicted for it to be*
Person A: "Wow, this pickle: It's making me feel all zjierb!"
Person B: "Ah yes, that feeling of zjierbness (noun) is all too a mysterious one"
A word for that unique feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected, coined by Brian David Gilbert in the music(?) video "that feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected"
It is not disgust, it is not rage, it is Zjierb.
That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it’s a little squishier then you expected
*bites into pickle*
Damn that was a slightly subpar pickle I feel kinda zjierb now.
That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected. The feeling isn't disgust, that's incorrect, it's not disappointment, we know what disappointment feels like, anger is not the specific feeling that you feel, it's... zjierb. zjierbness
"That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected, what's that called?"
"zjierb."